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cutiepie24
Guest
So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly,and Texan jokes,
you know your a Californian if :
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are
visible,
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
house,
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
carrying on a conversation in English,
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a
nose ring, and is named Breeze,
5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers
and a sperm donor
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the
difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you
to tears,
10. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
broadcast,
11. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else
in the U.S,
12. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and
crotchless chaps, and you don't even notice,
13. Unlike back home, the guy that's at Starbucks'
wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like
George Clooney really IS George Clooney,
14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
payment,
15. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay,
the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M, and
your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
16. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
17. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report
on every news station: "STORM WATCH,"
18. You have to leave the big company meeting early
because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00pm
Tae Bo Class.
19. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cells or pagers,
20. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave
for work an hour early to avoid all the
weather-related accidents . . .
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists . . . and
lastly,
24. The Terminator is your governor.
:lol:
