CANNIBAL RESTAURANT
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a
restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $100.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
