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Jimmy: Real quiet like Tony...hand over the ETC or I pinch off Gordo's family jewels...
 
I don't know what put as a caption but to me it looks like Gordon is doing that evil laugh thing. :FIREdevil
 
I picked it up off another board.....some of the captions have been quite creative....some of the best I've seen....

Jeff............. Tony, meet Mini Me.
Tony........... Oh how cute he's got a hardware store logo just like me
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Tony......................."Ok give me a few minutes to get Bobby and we'll make it a tag team match"

Jeff(thinking).........."Oh great, a weeelee good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!"

Jimmy(thinking)......"I'll show this dude where he can shove his Home Depot"

Tony............... So I said, "Brooke...I'm sorry, but I can't go bumping Jeff. He's way too far at the back of the pack, it ain't worth losing track position for..."

Reverend Tony.........I now pronounce you, man and man.

.................
Tony: Anybody up for a shoving match?
Jeff: As if... Where's Robby?
Tony: He ran away again. Jimmie?
Jimmie: Actually I was thinking about nail guns at twenty paces.
Tony: You're on!
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Tony: Hey, keep talking and laughing so that photographer gets within arms reach I need to vent some frustration after losing my driveline on the white flag lap at Richmond.
Jimmie : Can do buddy!
Gordon: (thinking to himself): Tony has nice eyes.
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Tony: I now pronounce you husband and....well.....gosh......husband? You may....oh screw it, I'm outta here!
 
Originally posted by TN-Ward-Fan
Tony:  I now pronounce you husband and....well.....gosh......husband?  You may....oh screw it, I'm outta here!

LOL!:P :P
 
Originally posted by TN-Ward-Fan
Tony:  I now pronounce you husband and....well.....gosh......husband?  You may....oh screw it, I'm outta here!

With teenage girly giggles from Jeff and Jimmy the whole time.
 
Originally posted by paul
With teenage girly giggles from Jeff and Jimmy the whole time.

Didn't want to have that picture in my mind. Bad thing is, I could picture it.
 
In the voice of Walter Brennon. Jeff says,Dad gummmit Marshal It'd be a real treat fer me and ol Johnson to ride in your posse.:D
 
Jimmie: "Hey Tony, why are you still wearing your Hutchins device?"

Tony: "That's not my Hutchin's device. That's the harness to the leash they got me on."
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Tony................No, I don't want to make it a threesome.
 
Stewart: "I could take you and your teammate on"

Johnson: "Bring it."

Gordon: "Don't try to piss off me or my Johnson. You might get more than you think you are asking for."
 
So now that Gordon does not have teeth he wont bite with Both Stewart and Johnson haveing that gay looking smile on them :D
 
although im a jeff fan:

Jimmie: wow never seen someone put that big of a d!@# in there mouth.

Jeff: Told you he was more talented than me.
 
Now that is more sicker then mine was but it was funny as hell too
 
"Jeff, tell this idiot to wipe the stupid smirk off his face or I swear I'll b!*ch slap him."

:booya: :booya: :booya: :booya: :booya:
 
Gordon: "See Johnson, I told you that you weren't the biggest in the garage area"

Johnson: "I stand corrected"
 
Gordon: "Oh yeah, wait until it comes out you did more than punch that last reporter in the locker room..."

Johnson spits and giggles.
 
Originally posted by pettyfan4life
Rpm is one nasty mind   lol

He has a pretty nasty mind, I've made it worse since I met him though, so I guess I am partially to blame.
 
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