I picked it up off another board.....some of the captions have been quite creative....some of the best I've seen....
Jeff............. Tony, meet Mini Me.
Tony........... Oh how cute he's got a hardware store logo just like me
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Tony......................."Ok give me a few minutes to get Bobby and we'll make it a tag team match"
Jeff(thinking).........."Oh great, a weeelee good game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!"
Jimmy(thinking)......"I'll show this dude where he can shove his Home Depot"
Tony............... So I said, "Brooke...I'm sorry, but I can't go bumping Jeff. He's way too far at the back of the pack, it ain't worth losing track position for..."
Reverend Tony.........I now pronounce you, man and man.
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Tony: Anybody up for a shoving match?
Jeff: As if... Where's Robby?
Tony: He ran away again. Jimmie?
Jimmie: Actually I was thinking about nail guns at twenty paces.
Tony: You're on!
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Tony: Hey, keep talking and laughing so that photographer gets within arms reach I need to vent some frustration after losing my driveline on the white flag lap at Richmond.
Jimmie : Can do buddy!
Gordon: (thinking to himself): Tony has nice eyes.
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