Caption this.....

wait a minute, I thought this was my new firesuit and where the #@$% is the Home depot logo?
 
I know gordon did not get me drunk and play again I knew Brook leaving him was a bad thing
 
"Hello, Nadeau? About going go-kart racing this weekend? Well, I talked to Joe..."
 
To para-phrase Cheech and Chong

"my boys itch, I can't scratch my boys Ohhhhh someboby please scratch my boys"
 
Who's Clarice? Seriously. Is that the lady that couldn't handle being brushed aside?

I got brushed aside by Don King and his entourage one night here in Vegas. And I gotta tell ya there was no doubt he was coming thru and I was getting out of the way:D
 
"Hello, I'm the 2002 Winston Cup Champion. How do you like me now?"
 
Hey DJ.....can ya do one of Jimmy Spencer with a donut for a hat?
 
My caption for the pic:


"We were disappointed to learn of NASCAR's ruling on this. But we will continue to go out and run each race just like we have all season long."
 
1. I was the last to use the Hutchinson device, but I'm the first to try the straight-jacket.

2. Just put a microphone in front of my face and see how long it takes me to get out of this.

3. NASCAR told me the next time I punch a reporter, they are going to dunk me in water with this thing on.
 
4. I'm not Houdini, but come any closer to me and you'll be the one with the appendix problem.

5. Wally Dallenbach has me put this on every time I announce in his place so I'll stop eating his cowtails.
 
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