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Nadeaufan17
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TONY!!!
Sorry Sir....I won't eat your dougnut again.
Sorry Sir....I won't eat your dougnut again.
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DE Wrangler 2
Guest
Tony: "I ain't scared of you!"
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slick-nick
Guest
Tony: "Ya got beef?"
Mike: "Somewhere around here..."
Mike: "Somewhere around here..."
Want to kiss and make up?
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slick-nick
Guest
Hopefully thats not it... lmao!
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66mustang
Guest
"First dance" - kinda nervous, looking around waiting for the other person to make the move.
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Zekk
Guest
Tony: *poke*
Mike: gr..
Tony: What no giggle?
Mike: gr..
Tony: What no giggle?
OK, I'm sorry! Just give me a BEAR HUG.
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Zekk
Guest
how long will that jiggle??
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66mustang
Guest
EWWWWWW!! I didn't need to hear that one!!
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Zekk
Guest
sorry, i couldn't resist(i blame the simpsons)
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66mustang
Guest
Ah I'll forgive you this time but PLEASE don't say anything that will give me nightmares.
**Mike Helton's belly jijling in the wind - gross**
**Mike Helton's belly jijling in the wind - gross**
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gordon24fan
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Jello
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DJFan
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Tony..."I'm not gonna apologise, I am gonna stand right here till he apologises to me!"
Mike..."You know if there were no cameras around I could knock you on your A$$ right now!"
Kel
Mike..."You know if there were no cameras around I could knock you on your A$$ right now!"
Kel
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TN-Ward-Fan
Guest
I now pronounce you man and walrus.
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TN-Ward-Fan
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Tony: See, I told you all that NASCAR and I wouldn't be butting heads this season...
Whizzer
Gig'em
TONY : "Mike, no matter what the other guys in the garage say, I do have to look up to you".
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Gollum
Guest
Tony: Look walrus don't ever call me shorty again.
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rpmallen
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Nascar's own odd couple.
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bowtie
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You did what in your britches?
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TN-Ward-Fan
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Tony: "If I stand right here, I don't need these shades."
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PettyBenson
Guest
Mike: "Let me smell that new Old Spice sent your wearing"
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unknown
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Mike: YoTony.. the "Family" done sent me here to tell you to back off of da reporters and picture guy's kapeesh.
How many donuts did it take to get a gut that big?
buckaroo
Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Mike: Tony, ah, I don't know how to tell you this, but, ah, your zipper is open!
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ghettozoe03
Guest
hehe i'm bigger than you!
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Fred420
Guest
Mike...ahh I'll take you off probation if you run over Brutin
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rpmallen
Guest
Tony : "Green Giant?"
Helton : "Yes little squirt?"
Helton : "Yes little squirt?"
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Zekk
Guest
Tony: is the sun still up??
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DE Wrangler 2
Guest
It's OK Mike, my anger management guy says to just smile politely and walk away next time.
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rpmallen
Guest
Tony: "Okay, let's try playing rock, paper, scissors"
Mike: "Alright"
Tony: "One, two, Three!"
Mike: "..."
Tony: "I got paper... hey, you aren't playing!"
Mike: "Wanna bet? Feel my pants"
Mike: "Alright"
Tony: "One, two, Three!"
Mike: "..."
Tony: "I got paper... hey, you aren't playing!"
Mike: "Wanna bet? Feel my pants"
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mis-fit
Guest
That is bad, rpm. Funny yet bad.
Mike: Hmmm, I wonder if Tony would taste good with salt and pepper. Or perhaps a few Cheezits.
Mike: Hmmm, I wonder if Tony would taste good with salt and pepper. Or perhaps a few Cheezits.
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rpmallen
Guest
Mike : "I wish Tony was sponsored by a fast-food restaurant. I'm hungry"
Tony: "Get away from me."
Tony: "Get away from me."
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mis-fit
Guest
Tony: *notices hungry look in Mike's eye* I wish I was sponsored by a fast food restaurant. Where are the Kraft guys when you need them?
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rpmallen
Guest
Yes, rumor has it that Tony Stewart might actually become the new Ronald McDonald. Just don't try to take a picture of your kid with him.
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TNBurtonFan
Guest
Tony: "Uh, Mike, I hate to be the one to tell you this but there's something hanging out of your nose."
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NewmanFan
Guest
Tony: "Look Mike you better back off me before I kick your ass like I did those camera men. I dont care what you are the President of. I can go drive IRL again."
Mike: "oh no Tony Please dont do that. You are the cornerstone of Nascar. Im sorry"
Mike: "oh no Tony Please dont do that. You are the cornerstone of Nascar. Im sorry"