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Schrader: "...And then he said, oh my God Mark this is the kicker, he said....he said...he...he said...Oh God this is so funny...he looked me right in the eyes and said, 'Kenny, that Budweiser car is gonna win the POINTS this year'! That's when I lost it, Mark!"
 
"Really Mark, I swear this BAM team is gonna be top notch!"
 
Schrader: "Mark, I think the guy from MY sponsor has got ahold of some of YOUR sponsor's product!"
 
Schrader: "Mark, you gotta see this. Ward Burton and Hideo Fukuyama are trying to order a pizza together!"
 
Mark: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Seriously, you did WHAT to Carrot-Top's hair while he was in the transporter?"
 
Mark......Shrader how did the pills work?

Shrader.......well i got one stuck in my ear and i was hard of hearing for a few hours, then i tryed one more and it got stuck it my neck and you know how that worked out.
 
Kenny: "Mark, about those earplugs you gave me..."
Mark: "Too bad they're not earplugs." *Bursts into laughter*
Kenny: "I wondered why they kept falling out."
 
Mark: "Tell me again, how little does Beth Ann know about Winston Cup racing?"
Kenny: "She got upset at me because the Florida speed limit is 65 mph, and I wasn't following that during my qualifying lap."
Mark: "So why'd you do so well in the Shootout?"
Kenny: "Something about a 'common speed'..."
 
Kenny: "So then I said, 'Dale Jr., if you just cut the size of your fuel tank from 22 gal. to 16 gal., you'll be the fastest car out there, because you won't be carrying as much weight.' And Dale said, 'That's a good idea Kenny, I'll go talk to Tony Eury Jr. about that.' And then I said, "You don't even need to talk to Tony about something like that, Dale. All you need to do is punch a few holes near the top of the fuel cell, so that all the gas is excess of 16 gal. drains out. Everybody does it.' So Dale said, 'Okay then, got a screwdriver I could borrow?"
 
Schrader: "So I sent Jamie after a bucket of steam, and I got Sprague out trying to dig half a hole! Rookies!"

Martin: "Yeah, and Biffle's rotating the air in his tires and changing it from Eastern to Pacific time zone so they won't be 3 hours slower!"
 
Kenny: "Not only that, but I told Mears and Foyt that they should go to the moon and get some green cheese, because they could get rich selling it here on earth. And they FELL for that!"

Mark: "I wondered why NASA had scheduled a launch on such a short timetable."
 
Schrader: " I slipped one of those blue pills in Jr's drink and now he can't get his lap belts fastened.
 
Mark : Hold on Kenny. Let me catch my breath Now tell me again how your going to win the championship in the Bam car.
 
Mark Martin: So you say that you will beat Hideo Fukuyama this weekend? Hahahaha!!
Ken Schrader: Yah ^_^ and I will blow by him easily!
 
Kenny: Mark your never going to believe this.....wait, let me catch my breath....Jamie MacMurry told me he's going to ask Jeff Gordon for some advice about women and marriage.
 
Originally posted by nascarwoman@Feb 26 2003, 08:36 PM
Kenny: Mark your never going to believe this.....wait, let me catch my breath....Jamie MacMurry told me he's going to ask Jeff Gordon for some advice about women and marriage.
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damn that was cold
 
Kenny: Mark I herd roush was gonna offer jr a contract to drive that 6 car in 2004.
 
Kenny: Mark, why are Kurt's ears so big?
Mark: When he tried to put his earplugs in, it was Viagra!!!
 
Originally posted by pettyfan4life+Feb 26 2003, 08:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pettyfan4life @ Feb 26 2003, 08:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--nascarwoman@Feb 26 2003, 08:36 PM
Kenny:&nbsp; Mark your never going to believe this.....wait, let me catch my breath....Jamie MacMurry told me he's going to ask Jeff Gordon for some advice about women and marriage.
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damn that was cold [/b][/quote]
but it was funny :bounce:
 
mark: i'm having a heart attack....
kenny: OH MY GOD! are you alright?
mark: i'm having a heart attack because..... THE BAM CAR WON A RACE!
 
Kenny:"And then Richard said---I swear Mark---"Kurt Busch bumped my best driver out of the way......and you never see RCR race that way!"
 
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