Caption this!

[N2racin44]

The ideas are endless.

 

[redrock]

"Hey Dale! Want to see my Brown Truck"

 

[mlitefan01]

"So the big brown truck will deliver the crispy creme's at midnight, you do that and we'll let ya finish a race"

 

[bowtie]

I promise Dale, you'll get the call soon.

 

[N2racin44]

Originally posted by bowtie@May 29 2003, 01:05 PM
I promise Dale, you'll get the call soon.

Thats funny.

 

[N2racin44]

"You pokin my wife?"

"I said are you pokin my wife????"

"If so I will set on you so fast you'll think I am the big brown truck punk!"

 

[Ward Burton]

Helton: Ok I need you to do me a favor...

Jarrett: Ok? What?

Helton: Go get 40 double cheese burgers and 50 large fries...

Jarrett: Is It for everyone around the track helping?

Helton...NO! Just me!

 

[Lap3Forever]

Dale you might be able to finish a race if you race that truck.

 

[Ward Burton]

Helton: I hate to tell yah, but you are occupying Ward's area...

Jarrett: What are you going to do to me?!?!

Helton: Fine you, take away 100 points, and send you to the big red trailer!!!!!!!

Jarrett: But Dale Jr. is in there!

Helton: Yes...and??? Whats the problem?

 

[spok4]

Ok Dale until you win a race we need you to take that truck and go get some more waterguns, hotdogs, and cokes for the TV crew.

 

[nascarwoman]

OK Dale, you just pull that big brown truck full of food up to my motorhome and I'll let you win the race this weekend.

 

[pettyfan4life]

Originally posted by nascarwoman@May 29 2003, 04:47 PM
OK Dale, you just pull that big brown truck full of food up to my motorhome and I'll let you win the race this weekend.

hey Dale, if you can get UPS to bring my doughnut maker in the next day or to I will call any race that you are leading

 

[Gollum]

OK Dale OK. We will let you win sometime this year.

 

[bump drafting]

"Mike, it's not the SPU Taurus, you dyslexic moron".

 

[bump drafting]

"Yo, Dale dawg, wassUPS?"
"Mike, that lingo isn't gonna draw a bigger crowd."

 

[bump drafting]

"Hey Dale, do I have a booger hanging?"
"

 

[bump drafting]

"Don't eat me Mike, please. I'm not chocolate, it's a brown uniform"

 

[TNBurtonFan]

"Here's the cash. You got the goods?"

 

[bump drafting]

"Oh sorry Mike, you looked just like this stack of goodyears"

 

[bump drafting]

"I need that restricter plate back, it was suppose to go to the other Dale"

 

[N2racin44]

Originally posted by bump drafting@May 31 2003, 07:47 AM
"I need that restricter plate back, it was suppose to go to the other Dale"

Best one so far!

 

[4xchampncountin]

Jarrett..."I don't care if Junior does that for you or not, I don't need to win any race that bad!"

 

[4xchampncountin]

Originally posted by bump drafting@May 31 2003, 01:47 PM
"I need that restricter plate back, it was suppose to go to the other Dale"

That was hilarious :lol:

 

[Bucky Badger]

Jarrett: I don't know if I can ever used to these ups colors.