Car trouble
My wife came home yesterday and said,
"Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the
carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said,
"You know, I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the
carburetor from the accelerator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.
"Okay, honey, that's fine," I said.
"I'll go take a look... where is it?"
She replied,
"In the lake."
My wife came home yesterday and said,
"Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."
I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the
carburetor. I thought for a moment, then said,
"You know, I don't mean this offensively, but you don't know the
carburetor from the accelerator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.
"Okay, honey, that's fine," I said.
"I'll go take a look... where is it?"
She replied,
"In the lake."