BROWSER: What I like to be at 3:00 am when I rearrange all your books on your desk. Where's a kitty supposed to lay down with all that mess?
WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
DEFRAG: Coughing up hair balls. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
HYPERLINK: Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
SERVER: My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.
SHUT DOWN: Nap time—my favorite 16 hours of the day.
LAPTOP: Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
DEFAULT: Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!
WINDOW: The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
HOME PAGE: My papers—newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads.
WALLPAPER: My favorite stuff, mostly in the kitchen and bathroom, I use to exercise my claws on.
DEFRAG: Coughing up hair balls. Hey, it's just a little maintenance!
HYPERLINK: Fake hot dog filled with my favorite pick-me-up: cat-nip.
SERVER: My human subject. You can't call them waitress, or waiter, or slave anymore; it's not politically correct.
SHUT DOWN: Nap time—my favorite 16 hours of the day.
LAPTOP: Little ol' me. Certainly cuter, more useful, valuable, and entertaining. and no batteries are required.
DEFAULT: Blame. If something gets broken around the house, don't look at me! It's probably that human I have to share my house with, or the dog's fault!
WINDOW: The best place to watch birds, squirrels, and that weird dog next door eat out of the trash can and chase cars.
HOME PAGE: My papers—newspapers, that is, that I used before graduating to the real kitty litter box. I think they were the "Wanted: DOG" ads.