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CHICKEN FARMING
-----A sexy looking girl walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needed to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, Miss...I'll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "OK, what is your occupation..?"
"I'm a street whore," she says.
The accountant freaks out, balks and says, "No, No, No-o-o, that won't work at all.
That is much too gross of a description.... please try to rephrase that."
The girl says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"Oh Gosh no, that is still too crude. You need to try again."
They both thought for a minute, then the girl perks up and says, "I know what I am...I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant dumbfoundly asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute....?'
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year......"
-----A sexy looking girl walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needed to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, Miss...I'll need to ask you a few questions.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "OK, what is your occupation..?"
"I'm a street whore," she says.
The accountant freaks out, balks and says, "No, No, No-o-o, that won't work at all.
That is much too gross of a description.... please try to rephrase that."
The girl says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"Oh Gosh no, that is still too crude. You need to try again."
They both thought for a minute, then the girl perks up and says, "I know what I am...I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant dumbfoundly asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute....?'
"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year......"
