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Subject: Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and
ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about
that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence, " he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating. "
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating! ,"
says the woman.
"What a coincidence, " says the man. As they clinked glasses he
asked, "What are you celebrating? "
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence, " says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I switched ****s," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence???
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and
ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about
that?
I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence, " he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating. "
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating! ,"
says the woman.
"What a coincidence, " says the man. As they clinked glasses he
asked, "What are you celebrating? "
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence, " says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying
fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become
fertile?"
"I switched ****s," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence???