mike honcho
Knuckleheads
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells
Him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address,
Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's
Your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
To do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is
Him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
Ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address,
Social security number, etc. And then asks,"What's
Your occupation?"
"I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "
Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
To do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is
