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Six random ramblings on children.
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing
your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat
their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they
usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't
have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children more
awful than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still
getting in.
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the
next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing
your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat
their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they
usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't
have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children more
awful than your own.
6. We child proofed our homes, but they are still
getting in.
