Chinese Fortune Cookies

[muggle not]

CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:



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Virginity like bubble,

One prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of
Car get tired.


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Man who run behind car
Get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket
Feel ****y all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
Wise man give wife upright organ.


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Man who walk through
Airport turnstile sideways
Going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.


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Man who eat many prunes
Get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man WIth four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.


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War does not determine who is right,
War determine who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse

Soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day
Get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,
But one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell,
Bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet
Is high on pot.


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Man who live in glass house should

Change clothes in basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well,
Often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church
Sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Now send it to 10 or more people. Nothing will
Happen but will get 10 people laughing