A pompous minister was seated next to a Redneck from Texas on a flight across the country.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said. "****, me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said. "****, me too.
I didn't know we had a choice."