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ajk112802
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Well, Christmas decorations have been in the stores since before Halloween.
Here's a few tidbits of Christmas-themed Humor.
When you feel the grinch in you starting to come out, read these and feel free to add your own.
...and Merry 17 days before Christmas
If you see a fat man ...
Who's jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
Here's a few tidbits of Christmas-themed Humor.
When you feel the grinch in you starting to come out, read these and feel free to add your own.
...and Merry 17 days before Christmas
If you see a fat man ...
Who's jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it...
Your eggnog's too strong!
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.