Classified Ads

[Jmac]

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out awhile..
better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE LAST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

[4xchampncountin]

Originally posted by Jmac42VaFan@Jun 3 2004, 05:23 AM
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

 

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[WideOpenPhoto]

Originally posted by 4xchampncountin+Jun 3 2004, 09:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (4xchampncountin @ Jun 3 2004, 09:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Jmac42VaFan@Jun 3 2004, 05:23 AM
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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Perfect.. So you've met my wife...