A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for
it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to
your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband
will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. The
woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be
the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes
for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the
world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will
make your husband the richest man in the world and he
will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said,"That will be okay because what's mine
is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish,
...And she answered,"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them!
into the woods. She went into the woods to look for
it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you three 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to
your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband
will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to. The
woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be
the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes
for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the
world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the
richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will
make your husband the richest man in the world and he
will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said,"That will be okay because what's mine
is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish,
...And she answered,"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with
them!
