Bucky Badger
Go Kyle Go
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front
>of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks
>behind him.
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>She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,
>"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
>Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
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>"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
>that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
>have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
>his entire life."
>
>"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
>"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan.
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>of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks
>behind him.
>
>She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered,
>"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
>Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>
>"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
>"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
>that she never told a lie."
>
>"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
>St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
>have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in
>his entire life."
>
>"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
>"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan.
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