Clothes stolen!!

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SST55

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I have to go before the town council about adopting a former police dog. Wanted to look good so dug thru the closet last week and came out with my "wedding,funeral" suit. Just tried it on after it's return from the cleaners.
Someone must have broken into my house and stole my suit or they stole it from the cleaners. Could it be a vast cleaners conspiracy? In any case it's a good 2 or 3 sizes too small...ok maybe 4 or 5. 6?:p
They're gonna have to take me as I am.
 
I have to go before the town council about adopting a former police dog. Wanted to look good so dug thru the closet last week and came out with my "wedding,funeral" suit. Just tried it on after it's return from the cleaners.
Someone must have broken into my house and stole my suit or they stole it from the cleaners. Could it be a vast cleaners conspiracy? In any case it's a good 2 or 3 sizes too small...ok maybe 4 or 5. 6?:p
They're gonna have to take me as I am.

I hope to h*** you don't mean "Birthday Suit" :eek:
 
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