Whizzer
Gig'em
How do you like your coffee? The puns are free ............
Didja hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Lucky for him it was a soft drink!
FYI, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
When running track, discovered I was afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
Playing baseball, I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Advice from the old guy: writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
Sign in grassy strip of parking lot: Frog parking only. All others will be toad!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses!!
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but shorts made of saran wrap. The shink says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts.!
Didja hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself? Or about the Roman who walked in a bar, held up two fingers and said, "five beers please."
Pavlov is sitting in a bar enjoying a pint. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts, "damn, I forgot to feed the dog!"
No charge for the coffee or puns! The guy nailing down shingles said; "They are on the house!"
Didja hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Lucky for him it was a soft drink!
FYI, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
When running track, discovered I was afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
Playing baseball, I wondered why the ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Advice from the old guy: writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
Sign in grassy strip of parking lot: Frog parking only. All others will be toad!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses!!
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but shorts made of saran wrap. The shink says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts.!
Didja hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself? Or about the Roman who walked in a bar, held up two fingers and said, "five beers please."
Pavlov is sitting in a bar enjoying a pint. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts, "damn, I forgot to feed the dog!"
No charge for the coffee or puns! The guy nailing down shingles said; "They are on the house!"
