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Guest
A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that
the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress
comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold
chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last
bowl," says the waitress.
"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then."
After a while the man notices that the guy next to
him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing
a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full.
He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins
to eat it. When he gets about half way through
the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl
and pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, "That's
about as far as I got, too."
the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress
comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold
chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last
bowl," says the waitress.
"Oh, I'll just have coffee, then."
After a while the man notices that the guy next to
him who got the last bowl of cold chili is finishing
a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full.
He asks, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins
to eat it. When he gets about half way through
the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl
and pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically, "That's
about as far as I got, too."
