COLLECTION PLATE...

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Collection plate

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "Every week, my son sends me money, and what I don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. How much does he send you?" The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week.

The pastor was amazed. "Your son must be a very successful man. What does he do for a living?

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

That is a very honorable profession," the pastor says. ...... "Where does he practice?"

The old lady says proudly, ........ "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."


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