Confession

Zerkfitting

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You've seen all the commercials. But what really happens when
you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist ...
and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees.

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have
preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that
she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed
to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high
level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is
tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day
that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of
problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you
could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this
is the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."
 
On the other side of the coin....middle aged man is fooling around in the kitchen drawer looking for his blue pills after coming home from work.

Husband: "What happened to the pills I always order? they always seem to come up missing!"

Wife: "I just don't know honey...sit down and have this nice meal that I cooked for you"

Husband: "Well if I eat all that beef and mashed potatoes smothered in gravy I'll get sleepy - you know that - I want some romantic action - I'm fired up"

Wife: "Ok, ok...have a drink and I'll look for your pills - but doesn't this smell good (putting plate in front of him)"

Husband: "Sure does (gobble, gobble)...but can you get the damn dog to stop humping the couch for a change".

Wife: "Rover...stop that !!"

Husband: "That was a great meal Honey - yawn - I may just take a nap if you don't mind"

Wife: "Whatever you wish dear" ;)
 
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