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Four old high school buddies met on the golf course Saturday at 8AM, a Texas Tech alum, a Baylor Bear, a t-sip, and a Texas Aggie.
The tech alum said "This is an expensive round of golf. I had to promise my wife new storm windows so I could come play golf today. It's costing me about $8,000."
The Baylor grad said, "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that we'd increase our tithe to 15%. With my salary, that's going to cost me and extra $10,000 per year.
The t-sip said, "you guys got off light. I had to promise my wife a new BMW. That's about $80K I'm in the hole and we haven't even teed off yet".
Rock, the good ole boy Texas Aggie, said "Boys, you're doing it all wrong. I patted my wife on the butt at 5AM and said, golf course or intercourse. She said wear your sweater, it's chilly this morning".
The tech alum said "This is an expensive round of golf. I had to promise my wife new storm windows so I could come play golf today. It's costing me about $8,000."
The Baylor grad said, "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife that we'd increase our tithe to 15%. With my salary, that's going to cost me and extra $10,000 per year.
The t-sip said, "you guys got off light. I had to promise my wife a new BMW. That's about $80K I'm in the hole and we haven't even teed off yet".
Rock, the good ole boy Texas Aggie, said "Boys, you're doing it all wrong. I patted my wife on the butt at 5AM and said, golf course or intercourse. She said wear your sweater, it's chilly this morning".
