Cough Syrup

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millermagic

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This is my first time at doing one of these joke things, so I might do it wrong

A drugstore owner walked into his store and saw a man leaning up against the wall and he didn't look good
He went and asked the manager what's wrong with him.
The manager says "He had a bad cough and I didn't have any cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of Laxative"
The Owner shouts out "You idiot, you can't cure a bad cough wtih laxatives"
The manager replies "Yes you can, because now he's afraid to cough"

I migth have it a little wrong, but thats pretty much it
 
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