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A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their Honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special 'casion -- our weddin' night and we need a good room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked "Do you want the Bridal?" The Cowboy thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."
