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An old woman was wandering around the supermarket yelling, "Crisco,
Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!"
A store clerk approached and said, "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D."
The lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am
calling my husband."
"Your husband's name is Crisco?"
The old woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that when we're
out in public."
"Well, what do you call him when you are at home?"
"Lard ass."
Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!"
A store clerk approached and said, "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D."
The lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff, I am
calling my husband."
"Your husband's name is Crisco?"
The old woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that when we're
out in public."
"Well, what do you call him when you are at home?"
"Lard ass."
****wiping pepsi off monitor****
