Da WHIZZER rants !!!!!!

Humans seem to get a real kick out of spinning in circles. Have you ever watched young kids spin around until they fall? They laugh their buts off.

Then again, they're children.
 
bumpzter said:
Talking about doing donuts, does anyone else watch monster trucks? Holy cow. Unbelievable. During the freestyle program. They call them cyclones. Makes me dizzy just watching on TV.
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WOW, someone should tell them to stop doing that. Just think of all the damage they are doing to the engines and such. I mean sometimes they break the wheel off doing their jumps. That has to cost.

And, while we're at it let's shut down the demo derbys. We can see that intentionally running into someone may do damage to their vehicle.

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I believe the originator of the burnout was a 14 year old southern boy by the name of Clem Skillings. While finishing up a batch of shine for daddy, he was startled by a familiar sound. Daddy was in a drunken rage and said he was gettin his gun to fill Clem's behind with buckshot. It seems that daddy's favorite hunting dog was pregnant and naturally Daddy assumed it was Clem (since he had already been accused of impregnating momma's pet possum). Well Clem hopped in the old truck out back to make a getaway but forgot that the left front tire was completely flat. All he could do was spin in circles. Fortunately his daddy had hopped in the truck out front, and seeing the big cloud of dust, thought that Clem was gone down the road. Well, he tore out after him. It was a good thing there was only a little bit of gas in the old junker cause Clem was getting pretty dizzy by the time it ran outta fuel. After everything calmed down, daddy realized it wasn't to bad having his favorite hound as a daughter-in-law and for years had a steady supply of grand puppies to train.
Now, I'm pretty sure this is all fact unless I made it up. But, it's definitely one of the two.
 
Burnouts? Donuts? I thought the coolest thing anyone tried to do was when Kurt Busch tried to leave a #97 skid on the pavement. I don't remember the race, though....also, it didn't turn out very well.

Burnouts are unoriginal, that's the problem I have with them. I like celebration as long as its original. Of course, this is why T.O. is controversial (well, one of the reasons), but the "Sign O' Trouble" was classic. I can appreciate the snow angel even though its terrible. I can appreciate the backflip (though it isn't original either, Carl said he got it from Tyler Walker I think). I just want to see someone do something that no one else does. Creativity is the key here.

If you aren't creative, don't do anything, take a note from Blaney a la his busch race victory the other week, stoically drive to victory lane as if you were only doing your job.

What would you do to celebrate a win?

Me? I would do a burnout so big that when the smoke cleared I would be standing on the hood (yes, the hood) of the car, when I had everyones attention, I would step up to the roof, then do a flying elbow drop onto the hood, get off, sign it and then rip it off the hinges and give it to a very lucky fan.

Or, I would do some old school break dancing on the roof.

(oh, and if anyone threw bottles at me, I would recycle them and use the money for charity)
 
esorlxaw said:
What would you do to celebrate a win?

Me? I would do a burnout so big that when the smoke cleared I would be standing on the hood (yes, the hood) of the car, when I had everyones attention, I would step up to the roof, then do a flying elbow drop onto the hood, get off, sign it and then rip it off the hinges and give it to a very lucky fan.

Or, I would do some old school break dancing on the roof.

(oh, and if anyone threw bottles at me, I would recycle them and use the money for charity)
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That would definitely get my attention. Maybe Carl Edwards can slip it into his repertoire <g>
 
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