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Eagle1
Guest
Dallas Flight 111 was coming in for a landing
when a combination of mechanical errors and
unstable weather caused the plane to start
plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and
finally the engines roared back to life in time
to prevent the plane from going splat on
the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the
disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets
shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local
manager of the airline
came up to congratulate the captain on his
perseverance under extreme odds.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the
official commented how unusual it was that
there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those are Texans, with the **** scared out them!
when a combination of mechanical errors and
unstable weather caused the plane to start
plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and
finally the engines roared back to life in time
to prevent the plane from going splat on
the ground!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the
disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets
shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local
manager of the airline
came up to congratulate the captain on his
perseverance under extreme odds.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the
official commented how unusual it was that
there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied.
"Those are Texans, with the **** scared out them!
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