Damage Deposit
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand ****roaches at once."
"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand ****roaches?" asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them."
A housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand ****roaches at once."
"What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand ****roaches?" asked the astonished clerk.
"Well," replied the woman, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them."