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Message from Danica Patrick to her fans: "I am sad to inform my fans that after 7 years, Paul and I have decided to amicably end our marriage. This isn't easy for either of us, but mutually it has come to this. He has been an important person and friend in my life and that's how we will remain moving forward."
 
Anyone surprised? Women divorce men all the time because the husband's career takes #1 priority and is always gone because of it. I can't imagine Danica being at home very often.
 
Except for abusive situations I always hate to hear about divorces. I am old school, forever bent. So I will keep it classy, and respectful....


.. Well unless some unfortunate and immoral Hot Hot photos go public. In that case I would have to study and meditate upon them to be fully informed.
 
There were rumors about her and Dario back when she was in IndyCar though I always suspected that was just fan wishful thinking.

I'm sure her name will be attached to all sorts of drivers now. Since it's drag racing appreciation day here in the NASCAR forum (see other thread), reminds me a bit of the old days in the NHRA where there was all the fan interest in the Shirley Muldowney-Connie Kalitta relationship. Though, I'm sure we'll know 1000x more now thanks to things like Twitter.
 
KevinWI said:
There were rumors about her and Dario back when she was in IndyCar though I always suspected that was just fan wishful thinking.

I'm sure her name will be attached to all sorts of drivers now. Since it's drag racing appreciation day here in the NASCAR forum (see other thread), reminds me a bit of the old days in the NHRA where there was all the fan interest in the Shirley Muldowney-Connie Kalitta relationship. Though, I'm sure we'll know 1000x more now thanks to things like Twitter.
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They were drag racers, but I bet they did thousands of laps together.
 
Too bad . Sorry to hear this . Nascar doesn't leave much time for family.Back in the day , drivers got married every other year.
 
KevinWI said:
There were rumors about her and Dario back when she was in IndyCar though I always suspected that was just fan wishful thinking.

I'm sure her name will be attached to all sorts of drivers now. Since it's drag racing appreciation day here in the NASCAR forum (see other thread), reminds me a bit of the old days in the NHRA where there was all the fan interest in the Shirley Muldowney-Connie Kalitta relationship. Though, I'm sure we'll know 1000x more now thanks to things like Twitter.
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I would hope it was Ashley Judd instead of Dario.:D
 
Greg said:
Except for abusive situations I always hate to hear about divorces. I am old school, forever bent. So I will keep it classy, and respectful....


.. Well unless some unfortunate and immoral Hot Hot photos go public. In that case I would have to study and meditate upon them to be fully informed.
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If your dog is humping her will you trust him to make your picks next year? :D

I am with you on this Greg, I am old school as well and that goes for racing and relationships.
 
Well she married an old guy women she was 23 so this isn't suprising. Dude is 47 now.
 
Matthew2470 said:
Well she married an old guy women she was 23 so this isn't suprising. Dude is 47 now.
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Yeah, I remember when she got married. I was quite the fan of hers back then because she raced for Bobby Rahal and I was (am) a big fan of his and his teams. Then, she screwed Rahal and chased the big money at Andretti and I been kind of anti-Danica ever since.
 
Smoke14 said:
If your dog is humping her will you trust him to make your picks next year? :D

I am with you on this Greg, I am old school as well and that goes for racing and relationships.
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I would say he is quite a dog, and my hero. If admiring his work is wrong, I don't wanna be right. Why it is highly unlikely, if the ole boy got lucky, I will be sure to post any details he shares with me. I already ghost write many of his exploits with the female dogs in the Canine Forums, and the infamous Canine Letters magazine. Usually those stories are under the heading entitled 'burying the Bone'
 
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7 years? Coincidence, I think not.
 
A 17 year age difference is just insane. Stuff like this is what's wrong with the world today.
There is a correct way to do fast women, fast cars, and younger women and vice a versa.

14.5 years is my limit, and for four of the months during the birthday cycle she was only 14 years younger.
Righteously the wife is only 12 years younger.
 
Ok peoples once again my people have uncovered the key problem that led to the divorce.

It seems like during some cuddly pillow talk Paul whispered 'I like the way you call me daddy, the trash talk is great'

Danica: 'But I meant it, don't get to excited, I was just really confused....... like really....
 
Danica competed in Indycar for 7 years, then it's over.

Danica was married 7 years, and then it's over.

Ok nascar, 5 years to go.
 
If she can hang around Sprint Cup for 5 years and bank $100,000,000 I'd think she'd be pretty well set up.
 
Greg said:
Ok peoples once again my people have uncovered the key problem that led to the divorce.

It seems like during some cuddly pillow talk Paul whispered 'I like the way you call me daddy, the trash talk is great'

Danica: 'But I meant it, don't get to excited, I was just really confused....... like really....
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I thought you were going to go the route of she started calling out "Go Daddy" in the bedroom so he got mad and left.
 
It is said the most used term of endearment during climax is, "OH,GOD!" (thrice repeated)

Somehow it seems strange religion creeps into that situation and especially during that enjoyable moment.
 
mike honcho said:
I thought you were going to go the route of she started calling out "Go Daddy" in the bedroom so he got mad and left.
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PSA: Just remember when yer with a southern woman, that you axe who's yer Deddy? If you say who is your Daddy? they will just giggle about your lack of intelligence.
 
Whizzer said:
It is said the most used term of endearment during climax is, "OH,GOD!" (thrice repeated)

Somehow it seems strange religion creeps into that situation and especially during that enjoyable moment.
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Funny, the last time I opened a bill from an attorney I said the same thing. But then, I did get a pretty good screwing. :eek:
 
Whizzer said:
It is said the most used term of endearment during climax is, "OH,GOD!" (thrice repeated)

Somehow it seems strange religion creeps into that situation and especially during that enjoyable moment.
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What really is bad is when start slapping your computer on the back side, or smart phone and saying O gawd (thrice).
 
KevinWI said:
There were rumors about her and Dario back when she was in IndyCar though I always suspected that was just fan wishful thinking.
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Let's see...

Ashley Judd or Danica Patrick...
Danica or Ashley...
Ashley or Danica...

Even a stupid IndyCar Driver could make THAT choice!

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Oh, Ashley!!
 
robbybee said:
Let's see...

Ashley Judd or Danica Patrick...
Danica or Ashley...
Ashley or Danica...

Even a stupid IndyCar Driver could make THAT choice!

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Oh, Ashley!!
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Would I seem a little selfish if I choose.... Both?:D
 
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