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One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous
beans for
the church potluck supper, and her son, Little Sammy came running
through the
house, BB gun in one hand and a handful of B B's in the other. He
tripped
and naturally the B B's went right into the pot of beans. Thinking
it over
Little Sammy saw no reason to risk punishment so he said nothing.
The dinner
went well and as usual the beans were one of the favorite dishes.
The next
day the church secretary Mary called Little Sammy's mother and said
"Ester your beans were delicious as usual but what did you put in
them this
time? Ester replied "Nothing new, why do you ask"? "Well," said
Mary, "this
morning I bent over to feed the cat and I shot the canary"...
