Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage,
they found that they were unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights switched off. After several nights of fumbling
around and many misunderstandings, the wife figured out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast once...
If you DON'T want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my right breast once."
The husband thinks this is a great idea, and suggests to his wife,
"If you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull my ***** once.......but......if you DON'T want to have sex, pull on my ***** two hundred-fifty times." :lol:
they found that they were unable to communicate in the bedroom
with the lights switched off. After several nights of fumbling
around and many misunderstandings, the wife figured out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast once...
If you DON'T want to have sex, reach over and squeeze
my right breast once."
The husband thinks this is a great idea, and suggests to his wife,
"If you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull my ***** once.......but......if you DON'T want to have sex, pull on my ***** two hundred-fifty times." :lol:
