=== Decisions ===
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of
one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one
of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard
decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after
partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay
you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible
headache."
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of
one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one
of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard
decision to make, as they were both equally qualified
and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover after
partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin
and the executive approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay
you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible
headache."
