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sgbg88
Guest
Can't wait till Christmas and thought this was funny! Boy can I relate to the direction thing!
Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
>summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
male
>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
>November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until
after
>they give birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be
a
>girl.
>
>We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
>velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Did you know... While both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
>summer each year, according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
male
>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
>November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until
after
>they give birth in the spring.
>
>Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
>reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen - had to be
a
>girl.
>
>We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red
>velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
