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I got this for Dale Jr's PR guys website, it's from Mike Davis' unofficial race report, I thought it was too funny. So I thought I would share with you guys.
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="95%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD align=left>As for the case of the missing cell phone, most of you were way, way, WAY off. Here's the story: While Bud team crew chief Pete Rondeau was busy at work during Friday's practice, his cell phone mysteriously disappeared. The last he remembered, he had left it on top of the toolbox in the garage, but all of a sudden it was gone.
While certainly not panicking over the situation, Pete still couldn't help but wonder if he had mistakenly left it somewhere without realizing it. That could be potentially aggravating, especially for a few of the more prominent names listed in his phone book. Just as he began backtracking his steps, a note arrived at the Bud hauler that eliminated that theory:</TD></TR> <TR> <TD>
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This was a full-blown conspiracy, and someone was playing ugly! We now had a ransom note from the low-down, ruthless, conniving thief. He probably had a couple hostages as well. After much deliberation, Pete concluded, "It has to be a driver."
"How do ya figure that?" someone asked.
"Because look at the letter. Only a driver has that much time on his hands."
Good point, but which one? There's like 50 out there. The deliberations continued:
"It's not Junior. He was in the car when the phone disappeared. Who's parked beside us in the garage?
"The 6 car," someone replied.
"Mark Martin? Nahhhh. Too nice. Too serious. Who's on the other side?"
"Believe it's the 20."
And the heavens opened up, and a loud voice shook the earth and the mountains and said, "You have chosen wisely."
As it turns out, Tony Stewart sniped the phone off the toolbox while Pete was in the team hauler during practice. Smoke decided to make a day-long game of it which, let's be honest, made a routine Friday a lot more interesting.
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I can just see Tony cutting and pasting those magazine pieces in the "ransom note". LMAO. I love that the guys play pranks on each other like that. I swear Tony is too funny.
Here's the link: http://homepage.mac.com/Team8Publicity/blogwavestudio/
if would like to read about interesting surprise encounter between Robby Gordon's Mother and Brad Parrott's Mother on their way to Las Vegas, it's kinda funny. LOL
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="95%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD align=left>As for the case of the missing cell phone, most of you were way, way, WAY off. Here's the story: While Bud team crew chief Pete Rondeau was busy at work during Friday's practice, his cell phone mysteriously disappeared. The last he remembered, he had left it on top of the toolbox in the garage, but all of a sudden it was gone.
While certainly not panicking over the situation, Pete still couldn't help but wonder if he had mistakenly left it somewhere without realizing it. That could be potentially aggravating, especially for a few of the more prominent names listed in his phone book. Just as he began backtracking his steps, a note arrived at the Bud hauler that eliminated that theory:</TD></TR> <TR> <TD>
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This was a full-blown conspiracy, and someone was playing ugly! We now had a ransom note from the low-down, ruthless, conniving thief. He probably had a couple hostages as well. After much deliberation, Pete concluded, "It has to be a driver."
"How do ya figure that?" someone asked.
"Because look at the letter. Only a driver has that much time on his hands."
Good point, but which one? There's like 50 out there. The deliberations continued:
"It's not Junior. He was in the car when the phone disappeared. Who's parked beside us in the garage?
"The 6 car," someone replied.
"Mark Martin? Nahhhh. Too nice. Too serious. Who's on the other side?"
"Believe it's the 20."
And the heavens opened up, and a loud voice shook the earth and the mountains and said, "You have chosen wisely."
As it turns out, Tony Stewart sniped the phone off the toolbox while Pete was in the team hauler during practice. Smoke decided to make a day-long game of it which, let's be honest, made a routine Friday a lot more interesting.
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I can just see Tony cutting and pasting those magazine pieces in the "ransom note". LMAO. I love that the guys play pranks on each other like that. I swear Tony is too funny.
Here's the link: http://homepage.mac.com/Team8Publicity/blogwavestudio/
if would like to read about interesting surprise encounter between Robby Gordon's Mother and Brad Parrott's Mother on their way to Las Vegas, it's kinda funny. LOL
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