Does Coldwater Clean

[millermagic]

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather
prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a
film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather. "Are
these plates clean?" His grandfather replied....
"Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and
finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch,he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a
substance that looked like dried egg yokes. So he asked again,
"Are you sure these plates are clean?" Without looking up from his
hamburger, the grandfather says, "I told you before, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them, now don't ask me about it anymore!"
Later that afternoon, as he was on his way out to get the paper, the dog
started to growl and would not let him pass.
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out," he complained.
Without diverting his attention from the football game, his Grandfather
shouted,
"Coldwater, move!"

 

[Eagle1]

LOL

 

[esorlxaw]

That just about sounds like me...if my dog licks the plates clean, its really hard to tell if they have been washed or not.