A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plasticgarbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags andonce in awhile a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 billsfalling out of that bag." "Darn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I canfind some of them. Thanks for letting me know." "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all thatmoney? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the old lady. "You see, my backyard backs up to theparking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game a lot offans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So I go andstand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someonesticks his thingy through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!" ' "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck! By the way, what'sin the other bag?"
"Well," says the old lady, "Not everybody pays!"
"Well," says the old lady, "Not everybody pays!"