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Sophiaz
Guest
Double-homicide defendant
>
> The judge said to the double-homicide defendant, "You're
> charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
>
> A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You
> ba****d!"
>
> The judge ignored the outburst and continued, "You're
> also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death
> with a hammer."
>
> The same voice yelled out, "You lying b*****d!"
>
> The judge looked sternly at the man who yelled and said,
> "Sir, you may be angry and frustrated by this man's
> crimes, but one more outburst from you and I'll find you
> in contempt of court. Do you understand?"
>
> The man replied, "I'm sorry, your Honor, but I've lived
> next door to that bastard for the past fifteen years and
> every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't
> have one!"
>
> The judge said to the double-homicide defendant, "You're
> charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
>
> A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You
> ba****d!"
>
> The judge ignored the outburst and continued, "You're
> also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death
> with a hammer."
>
> The same voice yelled out, "You lying b*****d!"
>
> The judge looked sternly at the man who yelled and said,
> "Sir, you may be angry and frustrated by this man's
> crimes, but one more outburst from you and I'll find you
> in contempt of court. Do you understand?"
>
> The man replied, "I'm sorry, your Honor, but I've lived
> next door to that bastard for the past fifteen years and
> every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't
> have one!"