Whizzer
Gig'em
The Cat in the Hat on Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
OH! My God! What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
I have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
OH! My God! What can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell.
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
I have trouble pooping.
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
