Dress Code

[Eagle1]

SENIOR DRESS CODE



Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near
40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're
unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not
we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop.

 

[kat2220]

OMG!!!!

 

[Lap3Forever]

Things that make ya go ugggghhhh

 

[WideOpenPhoto]

lol

 

[4xchampncountin]

Originally posted by Eagle1@Jun 23 2004, 01:40 AM
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

The scary thing is that I have seen my wife's sister sport all three of these looks

 

[majestyx]

Originally posted by 4xchampncountin+Jun 23 2004, 07:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (4xchampncountin @ Jun 23 2004, 07:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Eagle1@Jun 23 2004, 01:40 AM
7. A belly button ring and a&nbsp; gall bladder surgery scar

9.&nbsp; Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

11. Short shorts and varicose&nbsp; veins

The scary thing is that I have seen my wife's sister sport all three of these looks [/b][/quote]
God help you if it was all at the same time! :lol: :lol:

 

[3 Wide]

 

[nascarwoman]