Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else
to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
sneak up the Stairs, I
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes
up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His
buddy looks at him and
says,
Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the a$$ and
say, "WHO'S
HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound
asleep. :lol:
when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else
to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
sneak up the Stairs, I
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes
up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His
buddy looks at him and
says,
Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,
throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the a$$ and
say, "WHO'S
HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound
asleep. :lol:
