Driver Acronyms

[ToyYoda]

I thought this would be fun, here are some acronyms for Sprint Cup Drivers based on their first or last name:

Austin Dillon:
Always Under Scrutiny, Three Is Number

Kevin Harvick:
He Always Races Viciously, It's Common Knowledge

Kasey Kahne:
Kasey's Always Hated Nipple Exposure

Marcos Ambrose:
Mad After Richmond, Casey Oughta Split

Danica Patrick:
Does Anyone Notice I'm Completely Awful?

Tony Stewart:
Something To Eat While At Race Track

Greg Biffle:
Because I'm Forty Four, Looking for Employment

Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.:
Relationship, It Can Kill Ya

Jeff Gordon:
Good Old Racer, Day Or Night

Paul Menard:
Mainly Emotionless, Never Any Real Drama

Ryan Newman:
Not Even Worth Mentioning A Neck

Kyle Larson:
Like A Rookie Sensation On Nitrous

Jimmie Johnson:
Just In My Moment Intimidating Everyone

Martin Truex, Jr.:
Tired of Racing Under Everyone's Xpectations (hey, not much starts with X )

Dale Earnhardt. Jr.:
Devotees Are Lacking Education

Carl Edwards:
Every Driver Wants After Race Dinner at Subway

Feel free to add to the list!

 

[ted@economy]

AOTSDADHF ANY Opportunity To Slander Danica And Demean Her Fans .

 

[ToyYoda]

AOTSDADHF ANY Opportunity To Slander Danica And Demean Her Fans .

She's not the only one on this list.

 

[sky]

Michael Waltrip: Mr. I Can't Handle Alchohol Especially Liquor... Witty Always Loved Television Reporter, I'm Perfect

 

[sky]

Ambrose: Austrailian Badass Roadcourses Only Still Entertaining

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Danica
Damn, Another Night I Crashed Again

 

[blanston]

These are all excellent. Lmao! Keep it up.

 

[DanicaFreak]

K illed Y our L ine E xit B rash U ncontrolled S evere C ornered H ate

 

[ToyYoda]

K illed Y our L ine E xit B rash U ncontrolled S evere C ornered H ate

Another one for Kyle:
Beats Up Subpar Competition Hastily.

 

[ToyYoda]

Clint Bowyer:
Bent On Wrecking You Every Race

 

[ToyYoda]

Kurt Busch:
Kid-Unfriendly Radio Talk

 

[sky]

Lately Aquired

Ambrose: Austrailian Badass Roadcourses Only Still Entertaining

Woops forgot the m... Macho

 

[kkfan91]

At least its better then his initials, Kasey Kenneth Kahne...

 

[VaDirt]

These are effing awesome! This one made me spit noodles through my nose:

Kasey Kahne:
Kasey's Always Hated Nipple Exposure

 

[ToyYoda]

At least its better then his initials, Kasey Kenneth Kahne...

Really? Ouch!

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Keselowski

Kindly Elevating Sliced's Exotic Love Of Walruses Singing Karaoke Indoors

Lolwut

 

[ChexOrWrex]

@Johali

Just Outdoors Having Another Light Icehouse

 

[ToyYoda]

This one's for you Sliced, since you think Joey's sh*t don't stink

Joey Logano:
Lets One Go, And No Odor.

 

[ToyYoda]

A couple more:

Casey Mears:
Cars Are Sh!tty Every Year

Josh Wise:
Joke's On Stewart-Haas

 

[ToyYoda]

Last one, then I promise I'll stop for awhile...

Denny Hamlin:

Here's A Master's Lesson In Narcissism

 

[ChexOrWrex]

Larson

Looking At Rising Star On Nascar

 

[kkfan91]

Really? Ouch!

yeah, I'm not sure what they were thinking, but the whole family is named with K's

 

[SlicedBread22]

This one's for you Sliced, since you think Joey's sh*t don't stink

Joey Logano:
Lets One Go, And No Odor.

 

[SlicedBread22]

Kyle Busch

Kick Your Late Entrance.... Because Under Scrutiny... Cant Hang.

 

[SlicedBread22]

Tony

The Others?... not yet!

Jimmie

Just increased my manufacturers initial expense.

Brad (at Pocono)

Because really.... All Danica

 

[SlicedBread22]

Denny

Dumb enough, never noticed y

 

[SlicedBread22]

Kyle Busch

Kick Your Late Entrance.... Because Under Scrutiny... Cant Hang.

This ones my fav
.. Makes me laugh everytime I read it lol

 

[JimmieGordon2448]

C an't A ccept R oush's L acking