Subject: Drunk in a Bar
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A
few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A
few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot!
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
