Ed Zachary Disease

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A woman was very despondent over hot having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor.

Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he said “Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fast away from me across the froor.”

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, now..you crawl real fast back to me,” and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, “you have a real bad case of Ed Zachary Disease…. Worse case I ever see! That why you have sex problem.”

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, “Ed Zachary Disease…. That when your face look ED-ZACHARY like your ass!
 
I dated a girl like that once. Except it was her breath that smelled exactly like her arse.:bleh:
 
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