English/Chinese Translation

[Happy29]

In English
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Small Horse
Did you go to the beach?
I bumped into a coffee table
Has your flight been delayed?
An unauthorized execution
I thought you were on a diet
He's cleaning his automobile
I think you need a facelift

Translated in Chinese
Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Tai Ni Po Ni
Wai Yu So Tan?
Ai Bang Mai Ni
Hao Long Wei Ting?
Lin Ching
Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Wa Shing Ka
Chin Tu Fat

 

[esorlxaw]

What's scary is that those all sound pretty realistic and could pass as Chinese...Now, if you translated those chinese phrases back to english, what would they mean?

 

[Flametamer]