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Some of y'all asked about this column, and his nicknames for NFL teams. His column appears every Tuesday around noon on ESPN.com's Page 2. Here is a partial list of some of the team names he uses. Not ecery team is renamed, by the way. I mean, humor does have its limits.
New York Giants - Jersey/A
New York Jets - Jersey/B
San Francisco 49ers - Squared Sevens
New Orleans Saints - Boy Scouts
Miami Dolphins - Marine Mammals
Oakland Raiders - Long Johns
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - City of Tampa
Houston Texans - Moo Cows
Baltimore Ravens - Nevermores
Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Oranges Release 2.1
St. Louis Rams - Mouflons
Arizona Cardinals - Arizona (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOTBALL-LIKE SUBSTANCE) Cardinals
Tennessee Titans - Flaming Thumbtacks
and my personal favorite...
Washington Redskins - Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons
If you like football, and have a sense of humor and a taste for obscure facts, his column is a must read.
New York Giants - Jersey/A
New York Jets - Jersey/B
San Francisco 49ers - Squared Sevens
New Orleans Saints - Boy Scouts
Miami Dolphins - Marine Mammals
Oakland Raiders - Long Johns
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - City of Tampa
Houston Texans - Moo Cows
Baltimore Ravens - Nevermores
Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Oranges Release 2.1
St. Louis Rams - Mouflons
Arizona Cardinals - Arizona (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOTBALL-LIKE SUBSTANCE) Cardinals
Tennessee Titans - Flaming Thumbtacks
and my personal favorite...
Washington Redskins - Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons
If you like football, and have a sense of humor and a taste for obscure facts, his column is a must read.
