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Have you ever asked you child a question too many times?
My friends three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training.
And Mary, his mom, was on him constantly.
One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch.
In between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying her taco, Mary smelled something funny.
So of course she checked her seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then she realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
She asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
She kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an Accident, and
don't have any clothes with me."
Then she said, "Danny are you SURE you didn't have a accident?"
"No," he replied.
She just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was getting worse.
Soooooooooooooo, she asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up in his seat, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread him cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made Mary feel better, Thanking her for the best laugh they'd ever had!
My friends three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training.
And Mary, his mom, was on him constantly.
One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch.
In between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying her taco, Mary smelled something funny.
So of course she checked her seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then she realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
She asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
She kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an Accident, and
don't have any clothes with me."
Then she said, "Danny are you SURE you didn't have a accident?"
"No," he replied.
She just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the
smell was getting worse.
Soooooooooooooo, she asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up in his seat, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread him cheeks and yelled "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made Mary feel better, Thanking her for the best laugh they'd ever had!
That's cute!!
