Benevolent One
Team Owner
One day a guy named Bubba was argueing with his friend, Bill. Bubba said everybody knew who he was, and his friend said that was impossible. "Well, who don't you think I know?" said Bubba. "I bet you don't know Shaquille O'Neil" said Bill. "We'll see about that" said Bubba.
So they went down to Miami and knocked on Shaq's door. Shaq opened the door and said "Hey Bubba, how you doin'?" Bill was amazed. He said "Well, I know you don't know the president"
So they went to the White House and George Bush answered the door and said "Hey Bubba, how's it hangin'?" Bill was virtually speechless. After a minute or so he said "Allright, but there is no way you know the Pope personally".
So they flew over to the Vatican. Bill was standing on the lawn watching the Pope give his speech when Bubba came out and shook the Pope's hand. Bubba then went down to where his friend was and found him unconscious. "What happened?" said Bubba.
I could deal with you knowing Shaq, and I could even handle you knowing the President. But when you were up there with the Pope, somebody came over to me and said "Hey, who's that up there with Bubba?"
So they went down to Miami and knocked on Shaq's door. Shaq opened the door and said "Hey Bubba, how you doin'?" Bill was amazed. He said "Well, I know you don't know the president"
So they went to the White House and George Bush answered the door and said "Hey Bubba, how's it hangin'?" Bill was virtually speechless. After a minute or so he said "Allright, but there is no way you know the Pope personally".
So they flew over to the Vatican. Bill was standing on the lawn watching the Pope give his speech when Bubba came out and shook the Pope's hand. Bubba then went down to where his friend was and found him unconscious. "What happened?" said Bubba.
I could deal with you knowing Shaq, and I could even handle you knowing the President. But when you were up there with the Pope, somebody came over to me and said "Hey, who's that up there with Bubba?"